Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Family Jokes
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Little Johnny's father says if them boys say another bad word, I'm going to whoop them, and Little Johnny's brother says, "I'd like some fucking food," and he whooped him, and Little Johnny says, "He would. I'd like some food. At least I didn't—I'd like some fucking food. Bye."
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
