Family jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Your mum gay.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.