Family jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.