My mum's a carrot.
Family Jokes
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
