Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Family Jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
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Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
