Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.