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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."