Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
