Family jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.