Family jokes

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."