Family jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.