Family jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.