The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Family Jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
