Family jokes
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.