Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
