Family jokes
Daddy, where's my anus?
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.