What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
