What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
MY mom is bad and my dad is bad
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
