Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
When some one falls you say to them I remember when I stared to learn to walk
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom. One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says"You ok down there?" The other tourist says"Can't i just rest in peace?!"
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell of and bumped his head
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
