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Eye Contact

Only in London underground lol

A sign with a red background reads "No eye contact. Penalty £200." There is also a red circle with a line through it.

Soccer

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Lawyer

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."