Existence jokes

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

My dignity to live.

- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...

- But?

- ...

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

My life, ha ha funny!

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.