Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
lean.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
Run bestie run!!!!
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
