Exaggeration jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.