I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
