Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.