Exaggeration jokes

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.