Exaggeration jokes

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

Yo mama so fat,

she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.