Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.