Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!