Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Exaggeration Jokes
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and itβs still printing!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. π
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
