Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!