Exaggeration jokes
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Memes
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and itβs still printing!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. π