Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!