Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
