Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.