Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
You're overreacting.
