Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
