Exaggeration jokes
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
You're overreacting.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
These gags are killing me!
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.