New Exaggeration Jokes - Page 19

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

These gags are killing me!

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.