Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.