Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.