Exaggeration jokes

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Mine never stops.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.