Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Exaggeration Jokes
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
