Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.