Exaggeration jokes

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

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  • Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.