Everything

Everything jokes

Chicken

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

White people

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.

Atom

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

Plumber

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

Statement

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

Memes

Chicken

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

House

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Emo people

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Seafood diet

Explorer

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Guy

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

Atom

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Gun

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Walt Disney

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

Protest

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Fandom

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

Temper

Kurt Cobain

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.