Everything jokes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Everything.