What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.