Event

Event Jokes

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Victim

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Kobe

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Jenga

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”

The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Birthday

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Rape

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

Party

How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

9/11

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Airplane

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.