Even jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldnāt destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, whereās my icebergs?
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didnāt know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! Iām just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost donāt even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY ITāS A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDNāT SLEEP?!
Lie detector: Itās 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when itās 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! š š½
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Your mama's so fat that she canāt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"