Even jokes

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.