"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
Your face is so big that not even you can see it
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
