Ethics Jokes

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Being pro-life.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

Abortion is beautiful.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.