When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
