Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
