Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber." They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B" "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?" "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her" replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples" "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate" "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper"
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes It’s flipping annoying (Original)
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
Don't give emos crack there high enough
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
this town aint big enough for the one of you
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
