Engagement jokes
Like if you have a dad.
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How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
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Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day
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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
Let’s make this the most liked and commented [post].
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
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We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
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Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
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Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
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