So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
I want to die.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Happiness.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
