I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
We gate.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Me :D
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Depression :)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
