Emotion jokes
Try not to <3.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What kills you?
Suicide.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
I'm all panic and no disco.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Hehe.