Emoś jokes
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Suck!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.