Emoś jokes
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?