Emoś jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?