Emoś jokes
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."