Emoś jokes
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.