Emoś jokes
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
The TRICKSTER
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.