Emoś jokes
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.