Emoś jokes
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Memes
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.