Emoś jokes
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.