Emoś jokes
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?