Emoś jokes
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Like if you know someone emo.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm