Emoś jokes
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.