Emoś jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.