Emoś jokes

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Emo

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

Emo

What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

Emo

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

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  • Crash

    How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

    Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

    Twin Towers

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

    The Twin Towers hit the ground.

    Emo

    Who can jump the highest?

    Emos, some of them are still in the air.

    Emo

    What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

    "Fuck my life."

    Emo

    What's the difference between an apple and emos?

    They both hang on trees.

    Emo

    What do you call a group of emo people?

    "The Suicide Squad."

    Animal

    What animal can jump the highest?

    Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.