Emoś jokes
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.