Emoś jokes
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
When you can't pick
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.