Emoś jokes
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.