Emoś jokes
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win