Emoś jokes
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.