Emoś jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped