Emoś jokes
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Who left him hanging?
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.