Emoś jokes
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?