Emoś jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Like if you know someone emo.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Like if your best friend is emo.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Ur mom is emo.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.