Emoś jokes
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Like if you know someone emo.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Like if your best friend is emo.