Emoś jokes

Girl

  • I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

    Emo

  • What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

    1. They both want to die.

    2. They both cut to die faster.

    3. They both listen to emo songs.

    4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

    Apple

  • Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

    Friend: "I don't know."

    Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

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  • Emo

  • What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!