Emoś jokes
Can emo kids get happy meals?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Who left him hanging?
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.