Emoś jokes
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!