Emoś jokes
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.