Emoś jokes

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.