Emoś jokes
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.