What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Like if you love food!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Like if you know someone is emo.