Emo

Emo Jokes

Orphan

What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?

They both hang with the trees.

Diver

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Orphan

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Spanish

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Parent

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Kid

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.