When the emo kid looks at you and says fuck you...RUNNN
What do pears and emo kids have in common? They both be hanging
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
what is a fun game for an emo kid.
tug o war with a tree
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
what's the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid
Howdo you win a argument agaisnt a emo kid? Kick the chair under them.
what did one emo kid say to the other? Nice guts G
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.