Emo kid jokes
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.