Emo kid jokes
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.