Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

Tea

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Kid

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Fight

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

School Shooter

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Kid

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Superman

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Pear

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

Kid

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

Kid

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

Kid

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Emo

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Argument

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.