Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
