Emo kid jokes
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.