Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.
what is a fun game for an emo kid.
tug o war with a tree
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Don't ever try to give a emo kid a high five they'll just leave ya hanging
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang(hangout) but they took it too literal
what did one emo kid say to the other? Nice guts G
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
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The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase
I gave an emo kid money He gave me the great depresson
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
what's the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid
What falls first a apple of a Emo kid a apple because the Emo has a rope holding them
Howdo you win a argument agaisnt a emo kid? Kick the chair under them.
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
