Emo kid jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.