Emo kid jokes
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.