Emo kid jokes
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.