Emo kid jokes
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Can emo kids get happy meals?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.