Emo kid jokes
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.