Emo kid jokes
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.