Emo kid jokes
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.