Emo kid jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.