Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day Emo kids: Here lies Chris he shot himself
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
why should you always be a friend with and emo kid. they always hang around
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
What does one emo kids say to the other
I like you cuts g
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier