Emo kid jokes

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Can emo kids get happy meals?

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.