What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you call a gang of emo kids
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
