Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
the emo kid wanted a high five i left him hanging so did the tree
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
wate is a emo kids favorite Tool? A Roop
whats an emo kids favorite movie- suicide squad
