What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
