Emo kid

Emo kid jokes

Animal

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

Apple

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Emo

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Kid

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

Kid

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Kid

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Kid

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Kid

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Gravity

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Emo

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Argument

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

Kid

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.