What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
