I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Who can jump the highest?
emo kids some are still in the air
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
what do you call a kid hanging an emo kid
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
What game do emo kids hate the most??? Life
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree... ornaments
