Emo kid jokes
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?