Emo kid jokes
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!