Emo kid jokes
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.