Emo kid jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.