Emo kid jokes
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.